Feb 10, 2012

House Stuff - 2/10/12

Our bathroom remodel is finally coming together in my mind.  FINALLY.  Which is a good thing, because for a long time I couldn't quite picture it and was constantly worried that it wouldn't look good.  Now I am only sometimes worried that it might not look good.  It would have been so much easier if I had just found a picture of the perfect bathroom (cuz I have found a picture of the perfect living room, and lots of pictures of the perfect kitchen), and we could have copied it, but though I looked and looked and looked and LOOKED at pictures of bathrooms, the right one still eluded me.  So we finally decided to just pick some tile we liked and work from there.  


We went to Contempo, even though they are expensive, cuz I already knew they didn't have any tile we liked in stock at Lowes or Home Depot.  And they have lots of tile that is GORGEOUS, but we had kind of decided we wanted something in the dark gray family.  And then we fell in love with this:

Nero Fulligine

and the picture is ridiculous.  it is just a blurry bunch of gray slop, but in person, I was drooling.  I looks like a sheet of metal.  At only $19 a square foot.  Which is also ridiculous.  We have agreed that we don't just want to get whatever is cheapest, we want to really love it, and if that means spending more, so be it.  Just not THAT much more.  We have to somehow find a balance between what we really like and the price we are willing to pay.  Long story short, we kept looking.

Then we found this:

Hmm, nope, can't find a picture.  But it was sort of similarish for only $2.95 a square foot.  And comes in 18x18 tiles.  So, after lots of time and thought and looking around some more, I think that is the one we are going with.  

We're going to cut the tile into skinny strips and do something like this in the shower:


and then cut the tiles in half to do something like this on the floor:


I guess that is actually a herringbone pattern.  Whatever.

So then we went to Ikea to pick out a vanity.  Vanity cabinets are expensive.  Especially for something 60" wide, which is what we need.  I was having a hard time finding a cabinet and countertop for less than $1000.  And I just really don't want to pay that much.  Really.  So I figured we could convert a dresser into a vanity for cheaper than that, and I looked on KSL for months, but anything I found that was big enough was in Salt Lake or further away, and none of them seemed perfect and cheap enough to make a trip all the way to Salt Lake just to see if maybe it would work.  So Ikea it was.    I had my eye on this one:
and then Richard decided he liked it in blue, and I was more than happy to get on board with that.
HEMNES 8-drawer dresser IKEA Extra roomy drawers. Smooth running drawers with pull-out stop. Solid wood, a hardwearing natural material.
Maybe it will look sort of like this?  (And yes, we should have a tiny shelf along the bottom edge of the mirror like that.)


cuz yeah, a nice white marble countertop is just what I want.  I've looked for marble slabs, but those aren't cheap either.  Richard thought for a while about doing a concrete countertop, but decided that would be more fun in the summer.   

Laminate seemed like the way to go.  I don't mind laminate.  I am always a fan of a good, cheap knock off, and laminate falls right into that category.  And then, today I found that you can buy laminate sheets from Lowes in any style we want, for under $100, I got VERY EXCITED.  

I'm thinking Carrara, 

Zoomed: Wilsonart 36" x 96" White Carrara Laminate Countertop Sheet

or Calcutta
Zoomed: Wilsonart 48" x 96" Calcutta Marble Laminate Countertop Sheet

I might prefer the Calcutta, but the Carrara is about $40 cheaper.    Yes, yes, it is all coming together.  But what really made the difference was when I saw this picture:


Then the final pieces fell into place.  Because I knew.  That is my bathroom.   Of course some of it is wrong, like the sink and the floor, but it is still the one.  

Dark tile floor, white wainscot, gray wallpaper, dark blue accents, and maybe a little orange, just for fun.  

Here are a couple others that have led me down the right path:

Our shower to be:

The basic view of our vanity.  Only the colors are wrong.

The above picture even inspired us to use pendant lights as our vanity lighting.  I really like those exact ones, but Richard didn't so we found something else we both like.  Which came in a pack of 3 for $40.  Can't beat that!

And here is another bathroom with wallpaper.  Wrong colors, RIGHT STYLES.  Oh, so right.


That is the wainscot I want.  So simple, yet so elegant.  And instead of wallpaper, I'm going to stencil the top half of the wall, kinda like this:


Awesome.  Finding the right wallpaper was getting pretty difficult anyway.  So this way, we get exactly what we want AND save money, which is the whole point.

Feb 2, 2012

5 confessions - Just like Misty

1. You know how you don't let your kids eat off the floor?  When you are in public?  But how sometimes at home, you just don't care?  Heck, if I never let my kids eat off the floor, what would they eat?    Breakfast is usually a bowl of dry cereal, no milk, on the kitchen floor, huddled around the heater vent.  Cuz that is where my kids eat, no matter what I say.  And in about 23 seconds the cereal has been dumped on the floor and they are happily eating their apple jacks right off the linoleum like that is the way that breakfast is supposed to be.  We call it Floorkfest.

2. I can tell I'm getting old because I can no longer keep track of all the places thick black hairs grow out of on my face.

3. Today I didn't feel like making dinner.  So I made cookies instead and we had pizza for dinner.   Yeah.  My kids are in trouble.

4.  I prefer imitation vanilla extract.  The real stuff is so expensive.  And the bottle is so small.  I have had a giant bottle of imitation vanilla for about 10 years now and it is only half empty.  I'm probably going to be able to leave it to my children when I die.  THAT is spending wisely.   So all you vanilla snobs can go suck on a lemon.

5.  I use exclamation marks that I don't mean.  Mostly when I write emails!  I am never as enthusiastic about stuff as I sound based on my punctuation, but ,especially if I am writing to someone I don't know, I feel like my email seems too grumpy without an exlamation mark or two thrown in.  They don't know me, so they have no way of guessing my tone and adding an exclamation mark seems to make it more cheerful.  It is like adding a smile!    But, I always kind of feel like I am lying!  Cuz I'm not THAT cheerful.  I wish there was something in between a period and an exclamation mark.  Maybe I just need to use more cheerful language.  Maybe throw a "giggles" or a "sunshine" into my sentences here and there.  I'll let you know how it goes.

And here is some advice for you: (in no way should this be considered a confession of any sort).  Don't pick your nose while driving through your ward boundaries.  Again, advice, not a confession.  Just to be clear.


Thanks!  It is good to get all that out in the open.  Now it is your turn.  Go Confess to Something!

Jan 30, 2012

Just Stuff

Colin is now 19 months old and is the biggest copy cat in the whole wide world.  He loves Harrison and follows him everywhere and tries to do EVERYTHING that Harrison does.


He's quite a little talker too.  He just started saying "Mommy" in the last couple of days, which is so fun.  He also says Apple, dog, duck, bear, shoes, broccoli, Daddy, puppy, me, baby, beans, cheese, cookie, sucker, candy, eyes and that is all I can think of right now.  Just a minute ago he came and showed me a sock.  He said, "Sock.  Sock." and when I didn't respond appropriately, he said, "Mommy. Sock." 


This morning he kept suddenly shouting "Go!" and then he would go running off through the house.  The three men of the house ran LOTS of races this morning.  Earlier today I told him "Uh oh!  You're Poopie.  Go change your diaper."  He went and got a diaper, brought it to me and laid down.  He's so awesome!  Now I just need to train him to bring me the wipes too, and we'll be set.  


 Harrison is a goofball.


He changes his clothes about 20 times a day.  Lately it has been pajamas.  He is wearing a different pair every time I look at him.  And today he is wearing Colin's clothes.  They are way too short, but he can still get them on.  Even the pants.  Buttoned up and everything.  That is one skinny little bum.   He loves to wear his church clothes and starts asking if he can put them on as soon as he wakes up Sunday morning.  With church starting at 1:00 pm, that is a pretty long wait.


He loves to go to school and he is always singing some new song he has learned.    He and I put together a puzzle today, and he is so good at it.   Uh oh, he just ran past me totally naked.  I probably better go see about that.  Bye!

Jan 26, 2012

A Sign of the Times



Some days just feel like this, don't they?

Jan 25, 2012

It is time to Toot

My own horn.  Cuz not all of my homemade Christmas Gifts ended in disaster this year.  Tears, yes.  Large quantities of blood, of course.  Sweat? No!  I'm a lady, chumps!  I ain't got no sweat glands!

My big homemade project was quiet books for each of the boys.  My mistake was, I didn't think it WAS a big project.  I got everything else done by Thanksgiving, and figured I would just work on the quiet books in the evenings after the boys were in bed for a few nights and turn those puppies out in no time.  Didn't work out quite that way though.  I finished at 12:30 am on December 22nd.  And I was working almost every possible second until then.  I was up until 2:00 am for a couple of weeks straight.  Just a fun little tid bit of info I though you might enjoy.

So, I made Colin's quiet book based on a pattern found on Serving Pink Lemonade.  It is cute and most importantly, free!  Though I would have paid money for it. Look how cute?


She really should be charging for that.  I'm not gonna show you the whole book, though, cuz my book looks just like hers for the most part.  If you care, click that link up there.  Or click this one. Or even this one.  It doesn't matter to me.

I did a few different pages though, like these:


I copied that rocket page from Handmade By Jill.    So far, Colin just tries with all his might to rip that rocket ship out of there.  Those poor astronauts are never gonna make it to the moon as long as Colin is the guy at mission control.

And then I added this camping page, which I also copied from Handmade by Jill.  But it was my idea to add the moon and tree in there.  Yep.  MY IDEA.  I got a few.  I especially love the little ropies holding the tent down.  I think Richard told me they are Guy Ropes?  I don't know.  I thought that sounded pretty sexist.


So, you just get back after a rigourous hike to the top of the summit of the peak of the mountain, and can't wait to curl up in your top-of-the-line sleeping bag, and Surprise!  There is a Bear in your tent!

Rar.

Colin loves him.  He spends a lot of time hugging that crooked-bellied little bear.  Actually, he doesn't really care about much else in the book.  But he loves to play with that zipper and hug the bear.  And now I have to wonder why I wanted him to learn how to use a zipper in the first place?  Now he unzips my purse and pulls out all the change, cards and other, more embarrassing items which are none of your business.  He unzips his jammies and his coat and he opens rogue bags of curlers I didn't realize I had anymore and spreads them all over the house. It's wonderful.

Moving On.

I made Harrison the "JEDI QUIET BOOK" which you have probably seen on Pinterest.  You can see it here. It is very, very awesome.  She is crazy awesome.  AND she also has a Star Trek Quiet Book, which you have got to see.

I bought the pattern for the book from her etsy shop, but - and I only tell you this in case you plan to make a book identical to mine - I made a few changes.

I used stiff, non fusible pellon for the white pages, and attached my felt to the pellon with Wonder Under for the black pages.  Then I sewed two pages back to back to make them two sided instead of just one.  TRICKSY!

I made the letters on this page removable:


And now I know that at this point in his life, Harrison is not really interested in snaps.

The girl who made this book is probably crazy.  And I mean that in the nicest possible way.  There was so much hand embroidery required. The time involved is mind numbing.  You could build yourself a violin from scratch in less time.  She had lots of cute hand embroidered instructions written on each page, but I left them off, since Harrison can't read and hand embroidery is only fun if you are in your nineties.  I just put big titles on the pages instead, like so:


Oh, and look who is inside the Death Star! (See all that embroidered detail on the Death Star?  Yep!  Crazy!  Richard kept saying.  "You're doing it too.  Who is the crazy one?")


The girl who made this book didn't include a Chewbacca finger puppet, so I bought some finger puppets from  The Idea Room.  All the finger puppets above came from there.  That guy on the left there is Luke.  Richard thought it was Anakin, since Luke never wore an oufit that looked like that.  Now I know.  And now I know you can't trust every pattern you buy on the internet.

I wanted Harrison's book to have as many pages as Colin's, but that left me quite a few pages short.  So Richard and I had some brain storming sessions to come up with some other pages we could throw in.  Making my own pages was by far the funnest part.  Here is what we came up with.

A dress-up Luke page!


I found a Luke Skywalker paperdoll here, which included every single outfit Luke ever wore.  It is awesomeness itself.  I printed them on t-shirt transfer paper and ironed it onto the pellon.  Worked beautifully.  Then I sewed Luke onto the page, and made a Jedi-y sort of pocket for all his clothes to go in.


This is Harrison's favorite page.  He likes to try the clothes on all of the finger puppets.



Then you get to help the Millenium Falcon navigate the asteroid feild!


OOh!  So difficult!    I feel like those asteroids need some more detail, but since I was making this at about 1:00 am on December 21st, I really didn't care anymore.

And then we have the page I am most proud of:

the Build Your Own Lightsaber page!


He's got all these spiffy parts, and with the magic of velcro, gets to put them together into a light saber of his own.  He would really like it if the light sabers came off the page so he could swing them around and fight with them, but the magic of velcro can only do so much.


I made that little yellow pocket to hold all the light saber pieces, but it isn't nearly big enough. I had to add another pocket inside the back cover to hold it all.

And so, in conclusion, Harrison's book is way too big!  There is just too much stuff in there.  And too many removable parts.  This is meant as a quiet book for church, and it sort of works, but not until the pew is strewn with every single item that can be removed out of the entire book.

I don't necessarily recommend putting so much time and effort into a gift your children will try to destroy.  And while Harrison really likes the book, I think, the only pages he spends any time on are the Luke page and the light saber page.  And he likes the finger puppets.  A lot.   Really, I should just turn the pages he likes into seperate little Folder Games that he can take out ONE AT A TIME and then put away.  If only he would listen to me.  Which he doesn't.  Especially not when I am whispering.  Like I usually do at church.  Usually.  Someone is yelling, but 63% of the time, it isn't me.

Any Questions?

Jan 21, 2012

The Upstairs Bathroom - Volume 1

Do you remember how we bought this 100 year old house so that we could fix it up?  Don't ask me why.  It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Well things are finally happening again. We've taken a break, but we are back in the saddle and ready to ride!  And that is enough horse back riding metaphors for one evening.  So, the deal is, we are working on our upstairs bathroom.  It has been only a toilet and a sink and a dumping ground for stuff that has no home for a couple of years now (and "dumping" was probably the wrong word to use in this instance), but the stars finally aligned and we are moving forward.  We need to get this bathroom done in a couple of months, but I have some pretty serious doubts that it is going to happen that fast. I'm sorry that you too will just have to wait to see the exciting conclusion to The Bathroom Remodel, whenever that will be.  Cuz waiting is the poops.  (Again, bad word choice.  Sorry.)

For years we had a very clear picture in our minds of how we wanted the bathroom to be, but once we cleaned the room out and looked at it again, we scrapped the idea and started over.  I'm not really sure why, but our new layout is so much better than the last.

Here is the space empty.
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We need to fit in a shower and claw foot tub (which came with the house), and a toilet and vanity.

But I also really wanted extra storage space.  There are no closets in this house, and I just need somewhere to stick my sheets besides shoving them under the bed.  So we marked out the placement of things with some masking tape.
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My other imperative was somewhere to put laundry baskets/hampers.  At least 1 for whites and 1 for colors, because I don't want the whole family's dirty laundry being stored in my bedroom any more.  Figuratively and literally.  I've been poring over Ikea's website trying to find a way to make their shelves do exactly what I want.   It is proving to be much more difficult than I thought it would be.  But I think I've found something I can live with.  Laundry hampers INSIDE the bathroom storage cabinet.  Crazy?  Maybe so!

The whole thing is difficult, actually.  When it finally came time to pick out colors and tiles and styles, we realized we weren't at all sure what we want.  I'm not one of those unlucky woman who can do whatever they want when it comes to decorating cuz her husband either doesn't notice or doesn't care and just leaves it all to her.  My husband has opinions.  They have to be taken into account.  So here we are trying to pick what we want and be considerate of the other's feelings and opinions and still have it the way we want all while being polite.  It is exhausting!

Also, I made a list of every single thing that I could image needing for the bathroom, and pricing them out so we knew how much we'd be spending.  I really kind of thought we could do the whole thing for about $3000.    Building contractors the world over are laughing at me right now.  

Still, if we got the very cheapest of everything, we could probably come in around $3000.  The only problem is, I don't want the very cheapest of everything.  I want to love by bathroom.  I just don't want to spend $6700 + dollars to make that happen. So, the challenge begins.  Create a bathroom we love.  Don't spend a fortune to do it.  No one has ever attempted anything like this before  We are revolutionizing the industry here  Seriously, why aren't there any blogs out there about decorating on a dime?????

Challenge #1 was the vanity.  The space for the vanity is 60" wide.  That is 5 feet, for those of you who are bad at math.  And it turns out, vanities that wide are pretty hard to find for less than $1000.  I don't want to spend $1000 on a vanity.

Still, we've managed to make a decision.

We went to Ikea and bought lots of things and threw them in a heap in our bedroom and then spent Saturday putting this together:
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We left those two drawers out of the left side because that is where the sink is going to go.  This will be our vanity.   And if you are thinking "Wow.  Blue.  Are you sure you are going to like it?"  The answer is, I hope so.  I know I like it now, but once it is in and installed with a sink in it and a mirror above it, will I like it then?  I sure hope so, cuz by then it will too late.

And that is all for now!  Check back in tomorrow!  I won't have written again by then, but I might have fallen asleep on my keyboard and maybe you could wake me up?

Jan 13, 2012

This Post May Not Be Entirely True.

My dad’s philosophy of Gift Giving was always, “I will give you what I want to give you, not what you want to get.”

Which maybe sounds a little crazy.  But I like it.  I probably didn't love it when I was a kid, but I don't really remember.  And my dad always made us the coolest gifts, so I doubt I was doing much complaining.  It takes a ton of the stress out of gift giving. Instead of trying to divine what that one special thing is that they want most in the world, you get to figure out what YOU want to give THEM.  Homemade gifts fit perfectly into this philosophy.

At this point I was going to go off on a lecture about how wonderful and important homemade gifts are, but it was really boring.  And being bored is something up with which I will put.  I'll just sum up by saying that I made a bunch of gifts this year and bought a lot less, in hopes of enjoying the season a little more than I usually do.

I know making gifts adds more work, but I stress and stress over what gifts to buy for people and by the next year I can't even remember what I gave them, and they probably don't either, so what was the point?   At least I remember the stuff that I make.  And if it is really ugly, or I REALLY mess it up, the chances are that they are going to remember it too.  Those are Special Christmas Memories, right there.

So now, you lucky dog you,  I'm gonna show you what I made this year.  Don't ask me why.  I just want to.  Ready?


THING 1:





I made one of these for my mom and one for my mother-in-law. It is an 8x10 picture glued onto canvas, which I bought at Walmart. I followed this tutorial. I got the pictures here, but there are some really nice temple pictures here as well. In photoshop I added names and wedding dates, and printed them at Winkflash for less than a dollar each. Very cheap and easy. Just like me!

I gave this one to my mom and she said, "Oh, that is so pretty, but Elesa. . . that is not the right temple."
Let's check again, shall we?


I said, "Uh yeah, that's the Jordan River Temple, isn't it?"
She said, "Yes, but we weren't married in the Jordan River Temple."
me - "WHAAT??!!!!!"
My husband said " I could have told you that. The Jordan River Temple wasn't even build in '67"
I sweetly told him where he could stick his very useful but Much-Too-Late knowledge of temple history and asked my mother what temple she WAS married in and she had the nerve to say, "Logan".

I won't bother recounting our entire conversation. The language isn't suitable for a family friendly blog like mine. But I tried very hard to convince her that she was wrong. I've ALWAYS known my parents were married in the Jordan River Temple. Every time we drive passed it I think "There is the temple where my parents were married." It has always been so. And now she is telling me they got married in the Logan Temple? It is ridiculous! How does she know anyway? It was a long time ago. It was a very exciting day, and her eyes were so filled with starlight and love that she could have been married on the moon for all she would remember! I threw the picture on the floor, and as I stormed out I shouted, "I'll give you what I want to give you! Not what you want to get!"

Crazy old woman. And now my mom will probably say that she doesn't remember the conversation going like that at all, which just further proves my point, that it is her memory, and not my gift, which is flawed.

Jan 3, 2012

November & December

So, Harrison loved his Halloween Costume.  He wore it about 3 or 4 times a week for most of November.  He wanted to do everything in it.  Which wore him out, I guess.


This year we went out and cut down our own Christmas Tree.  


And here is Richard, point out to me a giant smear of something on my camera lens.  Nice.  


Then came Harrison's birthday.  Presents for breakfast and candles in  your pancakes.  Hooray!



 Candles can be tricky to blow out though.






 Success!!

That night we went bowling - Harrison's choice.




 I'm sure that is the face I would make if I were carrying a ball 1/4 my weight too.
Colin caught on pretty quick.  He loved running up to the ball and pushing it down its little ramp.  I think he got a better score than I did.


And then Christmas came.  Which was wonderful, and looked something like this:


And that is it! Merry Christmas to All! And to all a good night! Seriously. I'm going to bed. It's like 1:00 am.

Dec 9, 2011

Christmas Fetters.

I just sent off my Christmas cards.  And I didn't include a letter this year.  If that makes you sad, I'm sorry.  Though if you really are saddened by it, it is likely that you are a sweet old lady I met on my mission and don't read my blog or know what the internet is, and therefore have no idea what is going on in my life.  So I am most apologetic to those of you who will never get this apology.  May my unheard apology lighten your heart and brighten your day.

Still, I'm always a little bummed when I get a card with no letter, and now I am kinda wishing I had included one.  SO, since dinner is in the oven and all and the kids are wrestling in the other room, here is the letter I would write if I were to write a letter right here right now.

My kids are getting bigger.  In the usual fashion. Colin started saying "Please" yesterday.  He rubs his little belly and says "Bee!  Bee!"  And I find it impossible to say no to him.  Harrison has started telling poop jokes.  And mostly just throwing the word "Poop" and "Pee" into sentences at random.   I think we have the public school system to thank for that.

My mostly crazy and somewhat amazing husband is building a motorhome in our backyard.  From the ground up, basically.  Because he just had loads and loads of free time and was dying for a little project to fill it.  

As for me?  Last night I ate the perfect cupcake.  Thanks to Lindsay of Vanilla House Bakery, who just moved into my ward and got put in charge of the food for the ward Christmas party.  It was a chocolate cupcake with peppermint ganache in the center and the most amazing buttercream on top.  I really kind of wanted to cry, it was so delicious.  I really, REALLY wanted to hug her, but I was holding a baby, so I had to settle for an awkward shoulder pat.  And now, unfortunately, that cupcake is the standard by which all other cupcakes will be measured, and I'm sorry, Other Cupcakes of the World, but I just don't think you are going to measure up.


At this magical time of year, I am most thankful for: shatterproof Christmas tree ornaments, the fact that there is no snow on the ground outside, that my heater works, and that my neighbors have just this minute decided it is probably OK to start testing out the base in their new car-stereo sound system.  And my kids, cuz they are pretty great.

My Goals for the coming year:
  1. Get some more kids.  As much as I feel bad for my poor children for being stuck with me for a mom, I still want more.  But we really only have 2 rooms.  If we're gonna get any girls, we really need another room.  And I don't think the motorhome counts.  So my goal next year is to find someone to build us another room or 2.  I've thought about Extreme Makeover Home Edition, but they'd just want to tear the house down and start over, and I don't THINK I want that.  Do I?
  2. Punch someone in the face.  Ok, not really.  But it is on my bucket list.  I don't have anyone in mind, but sometime before I die I'd like to punch at least one person in the face, good and hard.  Now I just need to find someone who really deserves it.  
  3. Survive, keep my children alive, and stay out of jail.  

That probably about wraps it up!  Thank you so much for stopping by and we'll see you again next year!