What Have I Got in My Purse?

Jun 11, 2011

Remember back in the day when one of the memes floating around was people photographing and posting about the contents of their purses?  Yeah, I always wanted to do that. It was a big deal!! I just never got around to it.  I always meant to, but every time I got out my camera I would lose my purse, or if I had my purse I couldn't find my car keys and without keys how could I buy film for my camera?

Anyway, times have changed.  I know where everything is now.  And I am feeling very productive this week, so there is no time like the present!  I need to clean out my purse anyway, so lets get down to business.  Here is my purse before.  Full of the tools of my trade (that being Ninja Realtor).

And now I will delicately dump the contents onto the table and photograph them for your viewing pleasure.  Cuz honestly, what could be more fun?

Oh. . . . Well. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .THIS is embarrassing.  Maybe I should have cleaned out my purse BEFORE I attempted this little exeurcise.  Actually, I probably should have cleaned my purse out MONTHS ago.  Wait, I've only had this purse for a month.  Where did all that stuff COME from?

I thought there were enough tissues in there to wipe the noses of a small community, but it looks like there is only one. One sad, lonely tissue.  Where did all the rest go?  Maybe I've been using the same one over and over?

Everything else is about what you would expect though:  expired coupons, my cell phone with a dead battery, and The Declaration of Independence?  What is that doing there?  I could have sworn I kept that in the diaper bag.  And hey!  Look at that!  It is the remote to the DVD player!  I've been looking everywhere for that!

This is great.  I know where the DVD remote is and my purse is all cleaned out.  Now I just need a piece of pie and to find somewhere to put all this junk sitting on my kitchen table and I will have everything I have ever wanted!