May 30, 2010

Smaller IS Cuter

And now I would like to toot my own horn. If I can't brag on a blog, then where can I?

My sister-in-law had a baby right after Christmas and I made her the cutest little shoes (The baby, not my sister-in-law). If only I could make shoes for myself as easily. I would be so stylin!

May 25, 2010

"Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"

I have absolutely no doubt that you all clearly remember me mentioning that I had towel day entered as an event on my google calendar, and couldn't for the life of me figure out what it was?

Silly me, I just had the date wrong. Because Towel Day is today! And since Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is one of my all time favorite books, and since I didn't think I could love Douglas Adams anymore until I found out he used to write for Doctor Who, I will faithfully carry a towel around my house with me all day. (The fact that I inadvertently chose today to potty train Harrison is just a stroke of serendipity. This towel is going to come in handy. Apparently the stars have aligned and the potty gods are smiling down on me.)

Many people celebrate Towel Day by reciting Vogon Poetry (see Title), but I have chosen to celebrate by hanging out in a track suit and stuffing my pockets full of leaves. It's not like money grows on trees you know.

Happy Towel Day everyone! May you always know where your towel is!

May 13, 2010


I just got a letter in the mail from a fertility clinic we visited. It is an invitation to a Patient Party!
What could be more fun that to hang out with a bunch of other people who can't get knocked up?? I know there is nothing I would rather do.

Thouogh there will be food. Which would almost make itworth it. I know it would for Richard. PLUS, they are having some drawings. We could win 1/2 off a Regular IVF cycle! OR $1000 off having my eggs frozen! Sounds like a bucket of fun to me!

May 6, 2010

I Live With Superman

So it turns out that Harrison actually LIKES to pose for pictures when he is wearing his Superman pajamas. Is there nothing those jammies can't do?

If I let him have his way, he would never take them off.