Food-Bouncers-Fun

May 13, 2010

I just got a letter in the mail from a fertility clinic we visited. It is an invitation to a Patient Party!

What could be more fun that to hang out with a bunch of other people who can't get knocked up?? I know there is nothing I would rather do.

Thouogh there will be food. Which would almost make itworth it. I know it would for Richard. PLUS, they are having some drawings. We could win 1/2 off a Regular IVF cycle! OR $1000 off having my eggs frozen! Sounds like a bucket of fun to me!


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  1. Wow. I'm pretty sure I just found the theme for my next party. Awesome.

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  2. Can you imagine the meeting where an employee pitched that idea!

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  3. At first I thought you wrote "and There Will Be Blood." Are they advocating a violent end to this party? I'm not sure if you've seen that film, but honestly, I can't see that as a Fun Time Had By All. Glad it said food instead. Still, weird party idea.

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  4. I would want to go just to see the doctors and nurses that we worked with, but I'm kind of on the other end of it all. I say it's about time us infertile folks get some special recognition.

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  5. Hmm. That sounds like it will almost be as fun as the Client Party my therapist is having. She calls it "group therapy," but that sounds so... clinical. A Client Party would be just the thing to liven it up! I mean, who doesn't love a good giveaway? I hope it's prozac!

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  6. I have advised both you and your sister that an ancient African tribal practice that was brought to Haiti by slaves still seems to work. It involves a chicken's head and left wing,ash from burnt teak, the blood from donor chicken and many other items and is hung in your bedroom.I hear that it smells terrible but seems to work.

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  7. BUT WHAT IF THEY ARE SERVING CORN.

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