My I button seems to be malfunctioning. If I don't pay careful attention it just doesn't type anything when i press on it. Most words can be gnored and fixed with spell checker, except when I am talking about myself and use the word "I". If I am not paying attenton, I will get to the end of a sentence where I expound my opnions on icecream flavors, and when I look back over it, I will have been completely left out of the sentence. I feel a lttle bit lke I am losing my identty. So I have to keep going back over it and saying “I! I! I’m the one who loves Heavenly Hash!” I have to be really forceful and jab the “I” key really hard to convnce it that I am the one who is talking.
Though it occurs to me now, that maybe the reason that I is the key that is going, is because I have always been too forceful with it.What am I trying to compensate for?
My "e" is going screwy too! It's so irritating!
ReplyDeleteMy computer doesn't believe me when I double click. I hate my computer.
ReplyDeleteI don't have any keys going. I am obviously very well balanced. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou're compensating for the dangling participle at the end of that paragraph, I'd bet.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it shows you talk about yourself too much. Or maybe you need to stick that keyboard in the dishwasher and run the cycle. There's probably jam under the "i".
ReplyDeleteI would guess that all bloggers will have an "I" issue at some point.
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