Losing My ( )dentity

March 09, 2010

My I button seems to be malfunctioning. If I don't pay careful attention it just doesn't type anything when i press on it. Most words can be gnored and fixed with spell checker, except when I am talking about myself and use the word "I". If I am not paying attenton, I will get to the end of a sentence where I expound my opnions on icecream flavors, and when I look back over it, I will have been completely left out of the sentence. I feel a lttle bit lke I am losing my identty. So I have to keep going back over it and saying “I! I! I’m the one who loves Heavenly Hash!” I have to be really forceful and jab the “I” key really hard to convnce it that I am the one who is talking.

Though it occurs to me now, that maybe the reason that I is the key that is going, is because I have always been too forceful with it.What am I trying to compensate for?

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6 comments

  1. My "e" is going screwy too! It's so irritating!

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  2. My computer doesn't believe me when I double click. I hate my computer.

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  3. I don't have any keys going. I am obviously very well balanced. ;)

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  4. You're compensating for the dangling participle at the end of that paragraph, I'd bet.

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  5. Maybe it shows you talk about yourself too much. Or maybe you need to stick that keyboard in the dishwasher and run the cycle. There's probably jam under the "i".

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  6. I would guess that all bloggers will have an "I" issue at some point.

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