I bought it at the store. It came with a crown so I feel special. I already ate two; I am feeling pretty full. But I am very tempted to try to shove this whole thing into my mouth all at once.
Of course I never would. I am, firstly and foremostly, a lady. Decorum is at the heart of all I say and do. But would it even fit? That is what I would like to know. I know I have a big mouth, but is it big enough? Or would I be laughed out of the "All In One Bite" social circles? And would it still taste good, gagged down like that? Maybe, maybe not. But we will never know. I don't eat three cupcakes in one sitting, I just don't. Ask anyone.
I definitely should have taken the crown off first.
