You Dirty Bum.

Jan 10, 2010

If you are eating messy foods, like, for instance, bbq chicken wings, and you find yourself without a napkin, and are at a total loss what to do with your messy hands, just remember that your bum is always an option.

And with some misdirection, careful maneuvering, and traveling from room to room with your bum to the wall, nobody else ever needs to know!