Poll #5

Apr 14, 2008

Would You Rather...

Fight Mike Tyson? 2 votes
Talk like Mike Tyson? 2 votes

From this poll we can surmise that the world is generally evenly divided when it comes to this question. Half of all readers would prefer to fight Mike Tyson. The other half would rather talk like him. Obviously there are benefits to both. Well, not in the conventional definition of benefits. But if you have to choose....
Perhaps for those who fear pain, talking like Mike Tyson seems like the better alternative. I, for one, would prefer to have to fight him once, get the stuffing beat out of me (and just maybe manage to give him a well deserved punch in the nose), and have it be done with, than have to talk like him forever and ever. But to each his own.

At this point I was going to include a short video clip of Mike Tyson saying something very Mike Tysony, but I couldn't find anything that wasn't vulgar, rude or filled with swear words.