Thanks for coming to the toy review on my blog. Today we are looking at a brand new toy that has just hit the market, the very cool X-Robot!
Also known as the X-5 Robot, it comes loaded with all kinds of built in features. Lets take a look at them. Come on!
Woah, woah woah. Slow down. Left AND right? Forward AND backward? What kind of out-of-this world, futuristic space toy is this? How much do they really think kids can handle? FOUR DIRECTIONS? I don't know. One Direction seems to be working pretty well for that funky boy band and all their loyal fans. Adding 3 more directions might just make some poor kid's head explode.
But wait, there's more. It ALSO dances to the sound of gun fire. Just like One Direction would in an Old West Saloon. I'm not sure anyone can handle this much Super-Dazzle. It is hard to Grow Up in Happiness when you have to dance away from bullets.
On the other hand surely there are still places where a kid can go to watch real Robots dance to the exciting sounds of real gun fire these days. A place they can go close to home to see the artillery boogie without being overstimulated by all the different directions that they would be exposed to with this toy. Buyer beware. It may not be a good fit for all kids.