How to Key Your Ex-Boyfriend's Car
This one may seem pretty simple, but you'd be surprised how often I get requests for this. And, truly, I am an expert here, so lets really get down to the basics.
Step 1: Always start with quality supplies. Your concrete should be collected from only the highest quality wrecking yards. That goes without saying.
Ok, so then gather all of your tube socks and mustard and lay everything all out in an assembly line. Don't forget the gorilla glue! LOL!
Once you get everything glued. . . and hammered. . . and, ya know, built, then there you are. . . your thing-um-dohicky is done.
Final step: Use one of your keys and run it along your ex's car.
And you're done! Thanks to all my loyal readers! Not you, Jared