Oh, look at that! A picture magically appeared in my camera and transferred itself onto my hard drive. Fairys sure are nice to have around. Here ya go:
Because of these light sabers, Harrison and I have a lot of light saber fights. Lots of them. Long ones. Epic ones. And I always feel a little silly. Until it finally occurred to me that my problem is that I was holding my light saber wrong! I was holding it one handed, like a foil, which is so embarrassing because everyone knows the light saber is a two handed weapon. Duh.
Having realized my mistake, I grabbed my light saber with both hands and started whipping it around, perfecting my form and increasing my skill until I suddenly realized that I looked just like this guy:
And I was just so happy. I've finally made it, you know?